Thursday, June 23, 2005

What Rhymes with 'Insider Trading'?

"In other Martha news, a new musical inspired by Stewart's life, 'Martha! The Unauthorized Musical,' will have a staged reading in New York next week. (Hollywood Reporter, CNN/Money, Playbill)"

Someone, stop this. Stop it now. Stop it definitively. I mean, I'm on Martha's side. How can you send Martha to jail and set Michael Jackson free?

But I'm begging you. Please. Please do not make me live in a world where someone is standing on a stage, in a Martha wig, singing about the Securities Exchange Commission.

In the name of God and all that's holy.

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