These are the immortal words uttered in Casablanca by Claude Rains as Capt. Renault, immediately before the croupier approaches him, hands him a wad of bills, and says, "Your winnings, sir." It's a funny moment. It makes me laugh every time. Likewise, I just had to chuckle upon reading this little piece from CNN.com
CNN.com - Feds probe gossip writer - Apr 7, 2006
I think my favorite part was this:
"Should the allegations prove true, Mr. Stern's conduct would be morally and journalistically reprehensible, a gross abuse of privilege, and in violation of the New York Post's standards and ethics," editor in chief Col Allen said in a statement.
A violation of the New York Post's standards and ethics? Bahahahahaaaaa! Stop it! You're killin' me....