Today's post is in green... because today's emotion is... ENVY....
Our own Waiter at Waiterrant, has locked a book deal with Harper-Collins imprint, Ecco. Details are forthcoming, but we are extremely envious and vacillate between wanting desperately to hate and despise him, and wanting desperately for him to be wildly successful, to prove it can be done by us "little folks."
Anyway, you know we'll be the first in line at Amazon.com to buy the derned thing when it comes out.
Congratulations, Waiter. We love you. We hate you. It's a very complex relationship. But if we see you on the street, we are going to give you the most wretched Indian burn you've ever had.