Friday, August 08, 2008

This Shocking News Just In!

John Edwards has a penis.

And to think we came this close |---| to electing electing him President. Or was it this close |-------|. Let's call Rielle Hunter and ask her, shall we?

And thank God this came to light before the conventions. We wouldn't want to not be distracted by something base and trivial shortly before an opportunity to hear what both parties' platforms on the upcoming election issues is going to be, would we? (GASP!) Can you imagine?


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