This is President George W. Bush's favorite book.
I'm not making this up.
He was asked what his favorite literary work was, and, after some thought, he answered The Very Hungry Catepillar, by Eric Carle, because he enjoyed reading it when he was a boy.
The only problem is that the book was published when he was twenty three years old.
Are we at a point yet when it's just funny, and not scary or infuriating? Wait, let me think. No... no... he still has access to the nuclear football, sooooo... it's still really scary.
But in sixty seven days, it will be funny. Right?